Penny rolled her eyes, standing up to head back to the kitchen. "Or, here’s a hypothesis: you guys are all dorks, and Leonard just needs to buy a different box of cereal." "See?" Leonard gestured toward her. "The voice of reason."
"In a sense, yes!" Sheldon’s eyes lit up. "Leonard is obsessed with the idea that the entire breakfast cereal industry is a carefully constructed social experiment designed to test human irritability through varying levels of bran-induced digestive distress."
The flickering neon sign of the "Cheesecake Factory" hummed in the background as Sheldon Cooper adjusted his napkin with surgical precision. Across the booth, Leonard was staring at a half-eaten burger, his expression one of profound existential dread.
Howard and Raj wandered over, Howard already grinning. "Are we talking about Leonard’s GI tract again? Because I’ve got a NASA-grade sensor we could—" "No!" Leonard and Penny shouted in unison.
