Madeas Class Reunion -

"We’ve all come so far. Some of us are doctors, some are educators..." Madea (from the back): "And some of us are on our third ankle monitor, Brenda! Keep it moving!"

As she watches her old classmates dance—some with walkers, some with rhythm—she softens for exactly three seconds. Madeas Class Reunion

"We still here," she grumbles to herself, taking a sip of "special" punch. "Most of 'em are ugly now, but we still here." "We’ve all come so far

She then stands up, fires a single warning shot into the air to signal that the party is over, and heads for the Cadillac. Another reunion survived. "We still here," she grumbles to herself, taking

The "reunion committee" (three women who haven't liked Madea since she stole the prom king's car in 1972) attempts to start the ceremony.

"Sheila," Madea says, leaning over a bowl of potato salad. "I am well-fed, well-rested, and well-armed. If you mention my weight one more time, I’m gonna turn this class reunion into a family reunion—because I’m gonna send you to go see your ancestors." The Aftermath