Itsgonnahurt.com - Aiden From Boston.mp4 -

"Alright, we’re live," he muttered, though the video wasn’t a stream. It was a recording destined for a URL that was already becoming a legend in the darker corners of the internet: ItsGonnaHurt.com .

He pulled his face into view. His jaw was swelling fast, and he couldn't quite open his left eye, but he held up a shaky thumbs-up. ItsGonnaHurt.com - Aiden From Boston.mp4

"Yo, it’s Aiden from Boston. You guys voted for the 'Slapshot Roulette.' So, here we go." "Alright, we’re live," he muttered, though the video

Aiden reached out and clicked the remote. The machine hummed to life, a high-pitched whine that vibrated in his teeth. He braced his feet, hands clamped onto his knees. Thwack. His jaw was swelling fast, and he couldn't

The screen cut to black. Within an hour of the upload, the video had a hundred thousand hits. Aiden was a star, at least until the bruises healed and he had to find something even more painful to do for the next one.

"I'm... I'm still here," he wheezed, pointing a defiant finger at the machine.

The goal wasn't to dodge. The goal, according to the site’s twisted points system, was to take the hit and stay standing.