I met my aunt recently. She asks, 'Cezary, why don't you go to church?'I said, 'Auntie, I don't believe in God.'She looks at me with this genuine, tragic panic, like I’ve just told her I only eat gravel. 'But... what if you're wrong? What if there is a hell?'
But you know what I actually miss? The mystery.Science has ruined everything. I want to look at a storm and think, 'Zeus is angry.'But now I look at a storm, and I think, 'Oh, okay, low pressure system, cold air mass, probably going to need an umbrella.'It’s accurate, but it’s . cezary_jurkiewicz_ateizm_stand_up_2022
So, I’ve decided to start my own religion. It’s called 'I Don't Know.'We don't have a book. We don't have a building. Our main prayer is just looking at the sky and saying, 'Yeah... probably.'The tithing is low. The morale is high. And the best part? When you die, you just... stop.No hell, no heaven, just a really long, uninterrupted nap.Which, let’s be honest, sounds better than working a weekend, anyway." ? A deeper, more philosophical monologue ? I met my aunt recently